I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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