I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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