She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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