it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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