nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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