Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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