dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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