Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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