piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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