just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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