do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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