I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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