I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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