It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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