I'm going to jail i love you
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
We have so much sex to catch up on
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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