This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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