just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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