Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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