I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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