Porn is love you can see.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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