Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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