So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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