i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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