This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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