The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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