Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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