Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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