Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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