What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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