you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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