And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the day after is always just damage control
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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