I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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