i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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