Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
