Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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