do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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