Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
