This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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