No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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