Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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