You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I want a musical about memes.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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