bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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