I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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