Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
fuck your aforementioned shoe
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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