K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Randomize
