I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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