The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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