we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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