Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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