If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
People with herpes should wear stickers.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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