i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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